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Charging for My Bar
| Posted Sunday, May 11, 2008 in Life |
It's too damn expensive to have a fully furnished bar in my house and drink all my friends down for free. For one, I don’t purchase cheap liquors (Tanqueray, Belvedere, Hennessy, Patron, etc.). Second, I have too many damn lechers without jobs drinking my liquor. Normally my friends would get me back from time to time with bottle or a case of nice beer. Times have changed and most my friends are bums without jobs that like getting drunk.
I'm going to have a bit of fun with this :). I'm going to create a laminated menu with costs per beer, shot, mixed drinks, cigarette pack, energy drink and sodas. I’m also going to 'hire' a cute bartender to run my parties, keep tabs, and watch my liquor. The bartenders will drink for free and get tip from people at my parties (I’ll allow them to give free drinks from time to time if a person tips well). Sounds like a win/win situation to me!
By doing this it's going to allow me to have more flavors, and types of liquor. Instead of just having Bud Light beer – there will be multiple options including Corona, Heineken, and Blue Moon – all for an additional charge. Instead of simply drinking the low grade liquor they will have a choice of Crown Royal, Canadian Club or good old Jack Daniels. This is going to save me about $250/month.
Because I’m such a nice guy – parties will still have free beer and vodka provided by me. I can’t be too cheap! Charging for My Bar |
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